Halloween Jokes for Kids: Sure to Tickle Their Funny Bones!

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This Halloween, entertain your kids with more than just a costume party. There are more ways your kids can have a blast, like funny Halloween jokes! Give your kids the laugh of their lives with some really funny stomachache worthy Halloween riddles and knock knock jokes this year.

What do kids really enjoy when it comes to Halloween parties? Sure they love to show off their costumes and get candy, but the highlight of your kid-friendly Halloween party this year will be the open mic night. Set up a comedy fright night stage at your party, and make sure all the kids are around before you begin to crack them up! Some of them might even have their own Halloween knock knock jokes to top off the night! Here are 15 Halloween-themed jokes that will brighten any dark night.

#1. You’ll never get board with this joke!

#2. It can’t get better than this!

Knock, knock

Who’s there?


A broken pencil

A broken pencil who?

Never mind, it’s pointless!


#3. Assorted terror fun!

#4. How about a blood-berry ice cream?

#lol #frostbite #halloweenjokes

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#5. Broomies, if you will?

Broomies! ????

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#6. It’s a pretty boning party!

#halloween2015???? #halloweenjokesforkids ????????????????????

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#7. Oh the Sound of Music!

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Little old lady

Little old lady who?

I didn’t know you could yodel!

#8. What does Twitter say on Halloween, then?

#9. What did one upset Grim Reaper say to the other?

????????????. . . #toofunny #funnyshit #funnystuff #funny#joker #halloween #halloweenjokes#laughs

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#10. They are frighteningly friendly you know!

#11. If you’ve got it, haunt it!

#12. Celebrity ghosts!

#13. Something a black widow can’t say!

#14. A skeleton would agree!

#15. Why doesn’t a vampire have friends? Because he’s a pain in the neck!


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